How To Uninstall Your New Years Resolutions
To All Users:
If you installed the The New Years Resolution application sometime between December 2011 and January 2012, you may have noticed that you now seem to be running a NYR Regret application instead.
You will know this if you are receiving endless Failure messages which are clogging up The Good Life operating system and draining the energy from your Creativity Programmes. It is also being suggested that the Failure messages are causing the Relationships and MoneyMaking apps to freeze. Programmers are investigating the possibility that this is due to the application having an adverse affect on the Self-Esteem Upgrade . This is a highly addictive application that comes with the New Years Resolutions package as a bonus Add On.
The fix is fortunately fairly simply and easy to apply: Simply type in the code http:five things that I accomplished ALREADY in 2012.HTML. When prompted, type in a list of 5 actions, thought patterns, or anything else you have done ALREADY since the year began, that will serve you well in the year to come. The NYR REGRET app will uninstall automatically. Remember to reboot.
Good luck. Tech Support.
C'mon, don't tell me you haven't made AT LEAST five changes to improve something in your life ALREADY? Did you buy a 2012 diary? That's ONE! ; )
It's only FEBRUARY...
Please write! I want to read them and celebrate with you!
You're so funny, Leila! Radically rebooting according to instructions...